January 2012
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fuckmenumb:
Holy fuck, I need a cute relationship already.
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I just want my own apartment so I can
cook and clean and do bong rips in my living room :C
thats not really it though.. I want to wake up next to someone with messy hair and cuddle with them and kiss them all over. I want to make them smile. I want to cook and clean for them. Bring them breakfast in bed. Make them lunch to take to work. And have dinner on the table when they get home. I want to take them out. I want to get drunk with...
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I have a killer headache
And I wish I could do yesterday afternoon over again. I don’t care how upset you are…a guy should never put his hands on a girl. A 180lb guy pushing a 110lb girl…yeah I fell. And gee, you really showed me…just about how much of an asshole you are. He did it because he took my phone and was reading text messages that were none of his business aloud and I tried to take it...
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Anonymous asked: I wish I saw you dance in your underwear...
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I danced in my underwear to
Pork and beans by weezer today..and my mom bought me honey nut cheerios and made chocolate chip cookies. Life is perfect.
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So I did laundry yesterday and u know how
clothes stick together sometimes outa the dryer…well my work shirt was all balled up and I went to put it on at work and a thong fell on the floor -_- that would happen to me.
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